INTERNET DOs & DON’Ts…IMHO  ©2013

Hello,

I have been dating before the internet since about 1995 on a thing called TeleCompanions in the Houston, TX area, and on-line at all manner of websites since 2001. All of this has taught me a few things. I was moving around a lot in the yachting business and on-line dating was a very nice way to meet new people when I relocated to another area. This experience has taught me some very valuable lessons over the years that I would like to share with all of you.

I have therefore decided to have a say in all of this confusion. Here is my one personal perceptions based on years of experience dating, meeting, and enjoying the company of literally hundreds of women. I have also been lied to, stood up by, mistreated, and abused by just as many women.

Please use my personal experiences as a guide and heed the warning signs I give here.

UNIVERSAL TRUTHS:

1. Men want SEX

2. Women want MONEY

3.  We ALL want to be LOVED

4. Men lie about their jobs, relationship status, and height

5. Women lie about their weight, their posted photos, and whether they are going to actually meet you or not.

Overall, though, most people are honest and very nice, they just need some tweeking.

BTW…I have met and am with a very wonderful lady I met on a website site. So, I DO know what I am talking about in all of this.

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DAVE’s INTERNET DATING DO’S & DON’TS

MEN DOs (4)

DO tell the lady what you bring to the table and into the relationship, not just what you expect her to do and how she can satify your kinky desires.

Tell her why she should get with you instead of the other 500,000 men that messaged her this week. Especially if she is one of the very rare HWP women in the Internet world. You just KNOW she will be bombarded with zillions of messages from that fact alone. Stand out and give her a reason she should reply to you instead of all the others. What do YOU have to offer her specific to what she said she is looking for in her profile.

DO have a face pic posted.Those pics posted with your head cut off means you are ashamed of what you are doing and/or have something to hide, usually the fact you are married. Gay men typically have their heads cut off in their profile pics and so do married men. All having the same lame excuses

a) I was stalked once

b) I have a public job

c) refer back to a & b.

This is pure bullshit and the women know it. If you cannot come out in the daylight, then don’t do it at all.

DO actually read ALL of the lady’s profile BEFORE sending her a message.

She took the time to write it, so give her the respect due by you reading it. If you ask a question that she previously answered in her profile, you will come off as inattentive and not really interested in what she has to say. Her mind is where her orgasms are…go there.

DO use proper gammar, spelling and punctuation in your messages.

 

TAKE THE TIME to proof read what you sent her. It will show her you have enough respect for her to care about how you write to her. SpellCheck does not always work. Actually learn to write in the language you speak. Typos can be forgiven, but a consistant string of errors is hard to overlook. Learn the difference between YOUR / YOU’RE / YOURS, and THEIR / THERE / THEY’RE as an example. This is not being a Grammar Nazi, just using effective written communication.

MEN DO NOTs (3)

DO NOT just look at her pic and send a short blurb or one-liner, like “waz up” or “howz it goin”

 

You will present yourself as very lazy and not very interested. Write something worth replying to.

DO NOT use TEXT SPEAK when sending her a message.

This will also make you look illiterate as well as lazy.

DO NOT get sexual with her right from the get go.

The Internet is full of sites you can whack it to. Get your material there, and leave the nice lady alone.

WOMEN DOs (2)

DO have a face pic posted.

Lack of a face pic means you are ashamed of something, usually your weight. You are not fooling anyone with all the stolen internet pics, artistry and poetry. They all spell “FAT”. That is a major indicator you are ashamed to show your face for a reason.

DO post your face pic even if you are heavy.

 

This will let the men concentrate on who you are. Hold your head up high and do not be ashamed of anything you do. Just demand respect while you are doing it.  Just understand most men will always go for the HWP woman instead of the heavy lady.  That is just a fact of life in our society.

WOMEN DO NOTs (4)

DO NOT write anything in your profile you do not mean.

a) If you say you are RELOCATABLE, then be ready to relocate.

b) If you say you would like to actually meet someone in real time, then be ready to meet someone in real time.

Websites are full of manipulative women that play men for all they have got. DO NOT be one of them. Actually mean what you say and write. When you do this, you will be suprised how many men will compliment you on your honesty, simply because there are so many that do not.

DO NOT say you want a relationship when all you really are looking for is free dinners for the rest of your life from another sucker, just to throw the guy’s number out the car window on your way home. This is MAN ABUSE.

DO NOT become an Internet Queen. A woman that is on the Internet purely for an EGO TRIP, and nothing else.

 

She is HWP and looks pretty good, and revels in all the zillions of messages she gets when she logs on to the site. Arrogantly judging and tossing aside very nice and meaningful men because she really has no intention of having a relationship with anyone. Even though that is exactly what she wrote in her profile.

The common indicators of the Internet Queen are;

a) she has been on the website “looking for Mr. Right” since 1997and has not found him yet, after meeting 3,457 men off of the site. Is she still looking? Believe what you want to believe.

b) she has 17 strikingly beautiful pics of herself in her profile and adding more all the time. More “bait’ for new suckers.

c) she has 82 “friends” off of the site that give glaring reviews of her, yet for some reason THEY never quite cut the mustard with her….hmmm…wonder why.

d) she has the manners of a yardape, because she knows she can behave any way she likes because for every man she tosses aside there are three new ones to take his place, also offering their undying love and adoration because she is so pretty.

There you have it, people. These are only my personal opinions and observations over these many years. Like them, relate to them, cuss them, discuss them, or ignore them. Your call.

Dave